For Chopsticks In Chinese is pronounced KuaiZi, which sounds like soon to get a son.
因为筷子在汉语中读作“Kuaizi”,听起来很像“快得儿子”。
My friend, Hugh, has always been fat, but things got so bad recently that he decided to go on a diet.
我的朋友休一直很胖,但是近来情况变得越发糟糕,以致他决定节食。